Walk to the back of your ranch at dusk. With a long hook, capture 4 to 5 rattlesnakes from sun-warmed rocks where these cold-blooded critters like to snooze.

You can also sleep in an unzipped sleeping bag - the snakes will crawl in with you for warmth. Don't move too quickly when you wake up. You don't want to startle the snakes.

Clean and skin the snakes the way you normally do. Cut them into 2" pieces and skewer on barbed wire with the barbs removed.

Alternate pieces with tarantulas, scorpions and beetles. (Just kidding!) Grill the kabobs very close to the heat, turning constantly.

Glaze with Daddy Sam Sawce during the last 3 minutes of cooking.